Happy, happy birthday, in a hot bath, to those nice nice nights
I remember always, always I got such a fright
See them in the dark cupboard with my great big cake

If they were me, if they were me, and I was you, and I was you
If they were me, if they were me, and I was you, and I was you
If they were me and I was you would have liked a present too

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Happy, happy birthday, in a hot bath, to those nice nice nights
I remember always, always I got such a fright
See them in the dark cupboard with my great big cake

If they were me, if they were me, and I was you, and I was you
If they were me, if they were me, and I was you, and I was you
If they were me and I was you would have liked a present too

Instrumental

Happy birthday, happy birthday (x8)