Back in the USSR by The Beatles.

Flew in from Miami beach B.O.A.C, didnít get to bed last night
On the way the paper bag was on my knee, man I had a dreadful flight

Iím back in the USSR, know how lucky you are boy, back in the USSR

Been away so long I hardly knew the place, gee itís good to be back home
Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case, honey disconnect the phone

Iím back in the USSR, know how lucky you are boy, back in the US, back in the US, back in the USSR

Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out, they leave the west behind
And the Moscow girls make me sing and shout, that Georgiaís always on my my my my my my my my my mind

Iím back in the USSR, know how lucky you are boys, back in the USSR

Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out, they leave the west behind
And the Moscow girls make me sing and shout, that Georgiaís always on my my my my my my my my my mind

Show me round your snow peaked mountains way down south, take me to your daddyís farm
Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out, come and keep your comrade warm

Iím back in the USSR, know how lucky you are boys, back in the USSR

or... Back in the DGIA
by The Pheltham Phantoms.

Drove in up the 316, Iím late again, didnít get to bed last night
On the way the Daily Star was on my knee, man I had a dreadful fright

Iím back in the DGIA, donít listen to a word that they say boy, back in the DGIA

Been off sick so long I hardly knew the place, it was great to be at home
Spend the morning sleeping and reading e-mail, and now Iím gonna use the phone

Iím back in the DGIA, got no performance pay boy, back in the DG, back in the DG, back in the DGIA

Well the Feltham girls really knock me out, they leave their kids behind, and the JARIC girls make me sing and shout, and Hydroís always on my my my my my my my my my mind

Iím back in the DGIA, where work just gets in the way boys, back in the DGIA

Chances are Iíll get the sack, and thatís alright by me, coz time is right for moving on, and I canít wait forever for re dun dun dun dun dun dency.

Take me to the General Roy for Friday lunch, girl we wont be back till three Scan some pictures into my OA account, but donít tell security

Iím back in the DGIA, P45ís on the way boys, back in the DGIA